I'm a legal veteran, but they call me bill
I'm a tough old guy on the ready to kill
And it's what I do best in the streets of my town
Killin all the livin dead as I make my way a round
And to make it even better I'm a certified senior
And now you'll think twice before you call me a geezer
I can blow my way through zombies from Hawaii to Maine
So just stick by my side and will complete this campaign
Hold up, you can't forget your man Francis
My itchy trigger finger makes the zombies to dances
I'll keep all the undead from getting too bored
I'm the only thing you need when you be fightin the horde
I agree that Bill is jack, but he